So… You’re Missing A Ninja Turtle?
The jig is up. It looks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real, and Michaelangelo is out there somewhere. All turtles appear slow, but if you see one with a pair of nunchucks, then it’s probably best you left it alone.
“He will come home eventually, but evil-doers beware,” is a great way to end this sign. It reassures one that he or she is, in fact, reading about a Ninja Turtle and not some regular reptile.