Don’t Make It Weird
This isn’t so much a “found dog” poster as it is a notice to this pup’s former human companion that he’s found a new home and not to worry about him.
After all, they didn’t even put up any contact information. “Now we are bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.” That’s pretty cute, we just hope there aren’t any broken hearts as a result of this situation!