Just Like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Anyone who stopped to actually read this complicated-looking poster was in for a real treat. It looks like it could be any old sign for a lost or stolen bike, but the victim here went a lot farther with their message.
Not only did they draw their missing bike “from memory,” but had this to say to the thief: “I just made these flyers to tell you that I hate you, bike thief. I hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit by a monster truck.” Ouch. We really hope they somehow got this awesome-looking bike back after this effort!