Trade Dog For Music Lessons
This looks like your standard “Missing” poster at first glance, but if you spend a little more time on it and scroll your eyes down you’ll see this is a very different kind of advertisement. The person says they’ll reward someone with a dog, in exchange for “trobmone” lessons.
And in smaller print: “Need to impress my wife… she said I am failing her.” Buddy, we have a feeling that serenading your wife with the overpowering sound of a trombone isn’t going to help anyone at this point. Keep your cute dog and move on.