Bird Of Terror
We already saw one great “found bird” sign, but this one is even more epic because it has a level of detail that you don’t frequently see on the street. Someone claims that they found a bird (which is just a street pigeon) and describes all the effort they’ve supposedly gone to in order to help it.
“No nametag. Yelled every name at it, doesn’t respond to any.” The poster-maker then goes on to say that the bird has been terrorizing their daughter and dogs. And even includes a photo of the supposed daughter. This one is brilliant and surely brought some laughs to the neighborhood!