Please Keep Him
“Lost cat. Reward” Uh oh, sounds like someone lost their precious kitty and really wants him back! Not so fast. If you read on past the word ‘reward,’ it becomes clear that the cat isn’t welcome back home. “Reward if you find him & don’t return him.”
“Promised girlfriend I’d put up a sign. Cat’s a total pain. Tears up furniture, craps everywhere.” Funny to think of the girlfriend watching her loving bf putting these mean posters up all over the neighborhood and feeling glad that she found such a caring guy. At least he acknowledges on the poster that they’ll probably break up over this.