What Is The Reward?
Lancelot the crab is missing, and his owner really wants him back. He made a detailed flyer all about Lancelot so that people can easily identify the crustacean if they run into him on the street. Good thing he warned folks that Lancelot knows how to do Chinese burns.
“Though Lancelot can be pinchy, he’s great fun, very affectionate and enjoys having his dactyls stroked.” Ewww? Most curious of all is the non-cash reward. What could it be?