Don’t Eat The Missing Pets!
Would you ever describe an animal in really specific detail right after you ate it? Probably not, especially someone’s missing pet. But that’s exactly what the person who created this poster claims to have done to this adorable beagle.
“Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken.” Also, why do all animals seem to taste like chicken?