Someone Hire This Babysitter
Jareth G. King’s mission of offering his services doesn’t seem to be ending soon. Since 1986, he’s been searching for someone that will take him up on his offer. If we could offer any advice, we’d say erase the part about his office being in a castle.
Other than that, we don’t see why he’s not getting any calls! He even looks like some old-school rock star. Who wouldn’t trust David Bowie with their baby?