A Unicorn From Manhattan
According to this sign, unicorns live freely in New York City. That’s where they’ve been hiding this whole time. The only shocking thing about this is that it has a “friendly disposition,” and it isn’t an impatient creature failing to utilize crosswalks properly.
Her last known location is The Dakota, a cooperative apartment building in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Someone was hiding her in their two-bedroom place of living. We hope they find their unicorn soon.