49. Cat Got My Tongue
I had been dating this girl for a few months and we were serious enough that I was buying her Christmas presents. I found something that had a connection to a funny event involving her cat and my cat. I made the present to be from my cat. I thought I was being cute but instead, she got angry that my cat got her a present and I didn’t. I thought she was joking. She wasn’t.
To make matters worse, her parents backed her up later at a family dinner. It was incredibly awkward.
