12. New To The Secret Santa
Our small neighborhood used to do a secret Santa among the kids…and I wasn’t very well-liked. I had just come to America (read: didn’t speak English), our family was broke, I was overweight, and had BAD acne. First secret Santa: I received a Backstreet Boys poster. It was supposedly a gag gift, but…I never got the “real” gift. Second secret Santa: I got a Barnes and Nobles gift card. Amount said $20. I went to spend it, it had $11.89.
Third secret Santa: I got a used book.
…screw those kids.