10. 98 Cents And A Pizza
My last semester of college I moved out of the dorms and subsequently all my friends (who still lived in the dorms) seemed to forget I even existed. It was pretty much the most depressing time of my life. I worked two jobs, went to school full time, and nobody talked to me. Christmas rolls around and I invite my family, who don’t live too far away, to come to my apartment for Christmas dinner. They showed up late, scarfed down the food, and gave me their one collective gift: a party game, minimum players 4.
Then they left because they had other dinners to go to, carrying the multiple gifts I got each of them.
I threw their present in the dumpster outside, put on Doctor Who, and cried.