34. What A Bummer!
One of our delivery drivers was supposed to be training a new employee—basically driving around and introducing them to routes and customers and that type of thing. Instead, he told the new driver to just drop him off at the park down the street. When my boss drove 15 seconds to the park, he found him doing smoking with some of the people who live in the park.
Of course, the dude got fired. Then about a month later, we got a call from a customer saying that he was walking in the middle of a busy intersection with our company’s shirt on!