32. Double Discharge
I hired a new server, and a few hours into his shift, he took a break. I got a phone call from the owner of the motel across the street a few minutes later. He apparently got into an argument with his girlfriend and smacked her. The motel owner saw this and confronted him. As a result, he pointed at his car and told her he had a machete in there, and if she didn’t mind her business, he would cut her head off with it.

Needless to say, he was fired on the spot. The next day, the convenience store across the street hired him. My wife was walking by, and he threatened her in front of his new co-workers. We knew the owners well, called them, and he was again fired on the spot. Thankfully we never saw that psycho again.
