29. He Got Called Out
I was supervising a tech support call center. One of the female techs walked up to me, her face white as a ghost. I asked her what was wrong. She didn’t say a word, just gestured for me to follow her, so I did. She pointed me around a corner of cubes, where I found one of the agents with raunchy videos on his screen, trousers down, and hands busy.
We did him a solid. Security showed him out and packed up his belongings, wearing gloves. We told him we wouldn’t press charges if we never heard from him again. I left a few months after that, but at least while I was there, nothing more was heard from him. I think, for some reason, he really wanted to lose his job and couldn’t make himself quit or come up with a less lewd way to get himself fired.