18. His Fate Was Signed, Sealed, And Delivered
I was going over security footage. Pretty routine—but that day, I made a disturbing discovery. I saw an employee who didn’t want to sign his contract take it, sign it, stick it down the front of his pants, and wipe it around on his junk.
After doing all that, he stuck it in the secretary’s inbox. His contract was burned, the secretary’s inbox was disinfected, and the employee was fired.