9. Keep On Driving!
A co-worker of mine—who was a little bit too into his car—got snapped doing twice the speed limit. Instead of pulling over for the patrol car behind him, he decided to run for it. He led the authorities on a chase to the office and shook them off by hiding in the underground parking.
The general manager watched it happen from his office. He took the elevator down, found the co-worker’s car, and told him not to bother getting out.