Some Childhood Memories Never Fade

8. It Wasn’t A Dream

Back in the fifth grade, I remember that I always felt as though I was going to pass. I thought that life was a dream of mine, and I constantly tested if it was. My teachers would always call my parents about my odd behavior, and they were shocked to discover what I was up to. I would never swallow my own saliva, and I have no idea why. Then, one time, a kid brought in treats, and I threw mine away because I thought he poisoned it. I also twisted my hair because of stress-related issues.

I was a really paranoid kid around that time, and I’m sure my teacher thought I was crazy.

Kids Say the Darndest