23. Bad Timing
My neighbor didn’t pick up his kid from school one day. I knew he was at home, but when I rang the doorbell, he never came. Worried that something had happened to him, I broke into his house. I couldn’t believe what I found. He was on the basement floor with no clothes on—I could tell he was still alive, but there was obvious brain damage as he couldn’t form words or even move.
I later found out that he had a brain aneurysm, and he had no clothes on because it happened while he was…well, you know.
